Club Song

She wore, she wore, she wore a dark green ribbon,
She wore a dark green ribbon in the merry month of May,
And if, you ask, her why the f@#k she wore it,
She wore it for a forest boy far far away,
Far away, far away,
She wore it for a forest boy far far away.

She pushed, she pushed, she pushed the pramulator,
She pushed the pramulator in the merry month of May,
And if, you ask, her why the f@#k she pushed it,
She pushed it for a forest boy far far away,
Far away, far away,
She pushed it for a forest boy far far away.

And in that pram, there was a little bastard,
There was a little bastard in the merry month of May,
And if, you ask, her where the f@#k she got it,
She got it from a forest boy far far away,
Far away, far away,
She got it from a forest boy far far away.

Her father, her father, her father brought a shotgun,
Her father brought a shotgun in the merry month of May,
And if, you ask, him why the f@#k he got it,
He got it for a forest boy to shoot his balls away,
balls away, balls away,
He got it for a forest boy to shoot his balls away.

She knelt, she knelt, she knelt beside the gravesite,
She knelt beside the gravesite in the merry month of May,
And if, you ask, her why the f@#k she knelt there,
She knelt there for a forest boy far far away,
far away, far away,
She knelt there for a forest boy far far away.